News: Blood-Soaked Bloomberg Announces Homelessless No Longer A Problem In NYC

Next on his list: Yankees fans. From The Onion. Blood-Soaked Mayor Bloomberg Announces Homelessness No Longer A Problem In New York City NEW...

Next on his list: Yankees fans.

From The Onion.


Blood-Soaked Mayor Bloomberg Announces Homelessness No Longer A Problem In New York City

NEW YORK—Drenched in drying blood and limping slightly, New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg triumphantly stated this morning that the city’s longstanding homeless problem had finally been solved.

“Homelessness is over—it’s not a problem anymore,” a winded

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