Report: Lake Ice Grows Safer To Venture Out On With Each Beer Consumed

From The Onion. Report: Lake Ice Grows Safer To Venture Out On With Each Beer Consumed Jan. 20, 2014 MINNEAPOLIS—According to a report relea...

From The Onion.


Report: Lake Ice Grows Safer To Venture Out On With Each Beer Consumed

Jan. 20, 2014

MINNEAPOLIS—According to a report released Monday by researchers at the University of Minnesota, the layer of ice atop frozen lakes grows incrementally thicker and safer to venture out onto with each beer that an individual consumes.

“While the surface ice covering a lake may pose a very

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