I'll Take The Titanic

Check out these real cruises you can take with washed-up rock bands. I wonder how they keep the ships afloat under the weight of all that suck? These are the official announcements for each cruise... sort of. I made them a little more honest.The Rock Boat VIII will depart MLK Weekend 2008 from Miami, FL, leaving Saturday, January 19, 2008, for a five-day festival (of suck) at sea! Sister Hazel,