Complete List of Bart Simpson's Blackboard Punishments

I will not waste chalkI will not skateboard in the hallsI will not burp in classI will not instigate revolutionI will not draw naked ladies in classI did not see ElvisI will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"Garlic gum is not funnyThey are laughing at me, not with meI will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroomI will not encourage others to flyI will not fake my way through lifeTar is not a