July Engrish Roundup

Another month of ranguage mangringIs that like a love-in? (Thanks, Gem, for this one)A.k.a. Ebola ElmoThe snack needed updating. Thanks for your understanding.Don't shit on the floor when your head is up your assIt lubs the rotion on its skin or else it gets the hose againJust like breakfast at Grandma's houseTruth in advertisingTry our nuts! They're salty and deee-licious.Yeah, manIt's your