News Of The Day: O.J. Seeks Government Intervention

From the always humorous Borowitz Report.O.J. Seeks BailoutJuice: Incarceration Would Hurt Cable Nets' Bottom LineMinutes after being co...

From the always humorous Borowitz Report.O.J. Seeks BailoutJuice: Incarceration Would Hurt Cable Nets' Bottom LineMinutes after being convicted of robbery and kidnapping in Las Vegas, former football great O.J. Simpson said he would seek government intervention, claiming that his imprisonment would cost the nation's cable news networks untold billions of dollars."My three trials have generated

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