Creepy-Ass Lamps Of The Day
Oh hell no. These human-shaped lamps are called Embarakiya, which is Portuguese for "where serial killers hide as they wait for you to ...

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Oh hell no. These human-shaped lamps are called Embarakiya, which is Portuguese for "where serial killers hide as they wait for you to get home from work." Even worse--you have to shake the hand to turn on the light. No thank you.
From Incredible Things.
Perfect for the bathroom. Looks great on the toilet.