Not-So-Subtly Suggestive Vintage Ads Of The Day

Or maybe it's just my dirty mind.




Here, chow on this.




C'mon. Just the tip.













WTF?




Miss MUFFet




Yes, if I can sniff your Klampen Koochen.







Please be fake.







It gets lonely at sea.




And those tell you that he is a professional wrestler.




Skinless wiener. Ouch.







A.k.a. Gang Rape