News: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog

From The Onion. Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog CHICAGO—Having failed to find a single person to have a mean...

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Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog

CHICAGO—Having failed to find a single person to have a meaningful conversation with, least popular party guest Paul Whitford is really hitting it off with the host’s dog, sources are confirming.

“You’re my buddy,” Whitford said while sitting next to the dog on the couch, looking at him at eye level, and petting

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