Things My Dog Does And Does Not Bark At (Of The Day)

Great dog, my Molly. Very protective, but confused.


BARKS AT:

The UPS guys bringing me goodies from Amazon

The Jimmy John's delivery guys bringing me delicious sandwiches

My daughter's harmless little girlfriends


DOESN'T BARK AT:

The mailman bringing me a stack of bills every day.

Squirrels on the front porch, inches away from her.

Jehovah's Witnesses and other church people who want