News: Drunk Driver Hides From Police In Tree, Claims To Be Owl

I'm not WHO-WHOOOOO you're looking for! We get barred owls that sound drunk howling in our back yard trees some nights. Maybe it's a dude up there.


Police: 'I'm an owl,' says drunken driver hiding in tree

An alleged drunken driver arrested while hiding 30 feet up a tree Friday on Interstate 290 “rambled on about being an owl” when confronted, police wrote in court documents.

Troy A.