News: Bear Cub Meant to Relax Students Before Finals Ends Up Biting Them and Sparking a Rabies Scare

A hundred years ago when I was in college, a pair of traveling preachers -- we called them Brother Jed and Sister Cindy -- would show up on campus from time to time. Their message was simple: TURN OR BURN. They would scream at students, call us all fornicators and masturbators and drunks (all true), tell us we were all going straight to Hell if we didn't change our evil ways.

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