Poor Dumb Bastard Of The Day

You stupid, unromantic, crass, selfish bastard. I don't feel sorry for you at all. You probably knew she wasn't sure and thought you could force her hand with this stunt. D'oh!On the bright side, your wife-not-to-be has a nice rack. Too bad you've seen the last of it. If you ever saw it at all, that is.From my pal Steve Hatchett, who once hacked a kid's foot off for stepping on his lawn..