News Story Of The Day: Shroud Of Turin Ruined?

Disconcerting news from The Onion.Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed With Red ShirtVATICAN CITY—The damage occurred when Pope Benedict XVI, who was on laundry duty, did not notice a brand new bright-red Hanes Beefy-T in the Holy Whirlpool washer..onion_embed {background: rgb(256, 256, 256) !important;border: 4px solid rgb(65, 160, 65);border-width: 4px 0 1px 0;margin: 10px 30px !important;