8 Celebrities Whose Obituaries CNN Has Already Written

Hilarity from Cracked.com. They can add Amy Winehouse.When noteworthy people die, news agencies like CNN are duty-bound to report it, particularly if the deceased had especially large breasts. And, since waiting until news happens to write the article about it is so 1983, CNN and other agencies often write celebrity obituaries long before those celebrities are technically "dead." (Wikipedia even