QOTD: Descriptive Insulting Nicknames

Today's QOTD is from Holly in Washington, who calls her kids "Drooly McPoopsalot" and "Squeaky Squeakerson," and her dog, "Farticus Maximus" (which began shortly after she saw Gladiator). Holly wonders what similar nicknames you might have for others.I'll start. When my daughter gets grumpy or whiny, I sometimes call her Fuss E. Butt. A friend of mine was dating a guy who always tried to guilt