8 Celebrities Whose Obituaries CNN Has Already Written

(from July 2007. Lilo's been quiet lately, so they can replace her with Amy Winehouse.)Hilarity from Cracked.com.When noteworthy (read: attractive and/or wealthy) people die, news agencies like CNN are duty-bound to report it, particularly if the deceased had especially large breasts. And, since waiting until news happens to write the article about it is so 1983, CNN and other agencies often