News Story Of The Day: Cow Arrested

There's a joke here somewhere, but I haven't had enough Diet Pepsi this morning to come up with it yet. Thanks, Aries, Mike D., Amanda and Jason, for the link. Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly ConductMIDDLETOWN, OH -- A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen