Everyday Words And Phrases You Can't Say Anymore Without Some Jackass Snickering

And that jackass is me.

bang
beaver
tool
wood
box
pole
stiff
organ
snatch
cock
pork
cream
blow
pecker
pitcher
catcher
back door
tea bag
carpet
mow the lawn
trim the hedges
hole
rack
pussy
handy
69
limp
pitch a tent
explode
bulge
oral
pull out
hit bottom
girth
jugs
melons
wad
swallow
spit
stroke
coot
squirt
muff
Tang (breakfast drink)
mount
sack
facial
water sports
anal
puddin'
spurt
sausage