News: STD Had Awesome Time On Spring Break

From The Onion, of course. STD Had Awesome Time On Spring Break PANAMA CITY, FL—Following a weeklong vacation in Florida, local sexually tr...

From The Onion, of course.


STD Had Awesome Time On Spring Break

PANAMA CITY, FL—Following a weeklong vacation in Florida, local sexually transmitted disease gonorrhea announced it had an awesome time during this year’s spring break. 

“Oh man, PCB was the best—I was at a new party practically every night and met a ton of cool people,” said the common bacteria-based genital tract infection,

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