Airline Passengers As Explained By Their Pants

Amusing. But what about no pants?

From Wendi Aarons on McSweeney's.





Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants


Wool Suit Pants: Will board before you.

Wool Hunting Pants: Will board after you.

Pleated Dockers: Will loudly talk on cell phone about ROIs and vertical markets.

Pajama Bottoms: Will be flying either to or from a city with a Señor Frog’s.

Sweatpants with Dallas