News: Kids Tired Of Hearing Boring Stories About How Father A Skilled, Generous Lover

From The Onion. Kids Tired Of Hearing Boring Stories About How Father A Skilled, Generous Lover MANCHESTER, NH—Saying they had heard each o...

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Kids Tired Of Hearing Boring Stories About How Father A Skilled, Generous Lover

MANCHESTER, NH—Saying they had heard each one of his anecdotes “a thousand times,” local siblings Lindsay, Alex, and Danielle Curtis told reporters Monday they were tired of listening to their father repeat the same boring stories about his skillful, selfless lovemaking.

“I honestly don’t

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