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From McSweeney's. Obscure Chinese Proverbs by Dennis Mahoney A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it is insan...

From McSweeney's.


Obscure Chinese Proverbs

by Dennis Mahoney

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it is insane.

At dawn, we are all children of the new day. Except for bastards.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will starve before mastering the skill, thus saving you today’s delicious fish.

A door without handles is

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