Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Partner Needed For Satanic Sex Ritual

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Satanic Sexual Ritual


Date: 2009-06-18, 5:13PM PDT


Looking for a woman with evil appetites.

We will have nasty, evil, sweaty, probably illegal sexual encounters in order to bring about the rise of Lucifer (i.e Satan).

Must be willing to do all styles of sexual positions, except Missionary. That is the Lord's Way, and we will have none of that.