News: Giant Burrito To Solve All Of Area Man’s Problems For 6 Precious Minutes

From The Onion. Giant Burrito To Solve All Of Area Man’s Problems For 6 Precious MinutesGREENSBORO, NC—According to sources at a local Qdoba...

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Giant Burrito To Solve All Of Area Man’s Problems For 6 Precious MinutesGREENSBORO, NC—According to sources at a local Qdoba, 31-year-old advertising sales associate Anthony Gerrit is about to purchase an extra-large burrito that will completely resolve every concern, burden, and troublesome issue in his life for six blissful minutes.
“I’ll have a chicken burrito, please,” said

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