Not to overdo the whole masturbation thing (see video below), but I just saw this and it's funny. Damn those Onion writers! I envy their...

Not to overdo the whole masturbation thing (see video below), but I just saw this and it's funny. Damn those Onion writers! I envy their talent.(click headline for full story)As A Working Mom, It's Hard To Find Time To MasturbateAs a single mother of three with a full-time career, I've got a lot on my plate. Between making the children's breakfast in the morning and making....onion_embed {

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