Commercials of the Day: Ginsu

Behold: The Ginsu (Gong sound here)Prepare yourself for the power and majesty of a knife so sharp, so cheap that it has a 50-year guarantee! Have you been slicing tomatoes with your hand? Well welcome to a new era of cutting technology! This is 1978, bitches!Behold the Ginsu II! (Gong) You saw the first one, now see the next. Sure, you use your old Ginsus to cut tomatoes now, but you're