September Engrish Roundup

Become delightful time.Why did we have this godam baby?What's in the drink? I've got good news and bad news...Hey! I'm shittin' here!No walking cigarettes allowedAt least they're honestI put my neighbor's schnauzers in there. Both of them. He'll find them, of course, since they bark every fucking minute of every fucking day.Let's go left. What, there's no left?Mother's getting older, so we need