Amusing Store Nicknames Of The Day

Nicknames for some of my favorite retailers. Some I made up, others I heard (from you, in some cases, the first time I posted this). If I slam your favorite eatery or store, here's a tissue. I hate the word eatery, btw.

Got some of your own? Speak up.

 
RED LOBSTER 
Dead Lobster
Led Robster
Fish Stickster

POTTERY BARN
Robbery Barn

CRACKER BARREL
Honkey Bucket

APPLEBEE'S
Crapplebee's