News: 5-Year-Old Figures He Has A Year Left Of Peeing At Urinals With His Pants All The Way Down

From The Onion. 5-Year-Old Figures He Has A Year Left Of Peeing At Urinals With His Pants All The Way Down Sept. 30, 2013 MODESTO, CA—Standi...

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5-Year-Old Figures He Has A Year Left Of Peeing At Urinals With His Pants All The Way Down

Sept. 30, 2013

MODESTO, CA—Standing at a urinal in a ballpark men’s room Sunday afternoon, 5-year-old Derek Hill estimated that he likely has about a year left of urinating in public restrooms with his pants all the way down to his ankles.

“It’s probably going to look really weird if

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