Monologue Of The Day: I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand

From McSweeney's Internet Tendency. I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand By Lukas Drake When people ask me wha...

From McSweeney's Internet Tendency.


I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand

By Lukas Drake

When people ask me what band I “tie” for I always jokingly say Slipknot but I’ve been Aerosmith’s official scarfsmith for longer than I can remember. Actually don’t remember much. A lot of decades of partying with the band’ll do that but it’s funny that something as stupid as

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