10 Least Romantic Love Song Lyrics

From Cracked.com10. John Mayer - "Your Body Is A Wonderland" "One mile to every inch of Your skin like porcelain One pair of candy lips and Your bubblegum tongue." Jesus Christ, John. You almost had it, too. The cliches sort of worked for a little while, but then you decide to venture out into the land of uncharted metaphors, and the best you can come up with is bubblegum tongue?9