Masturbation Terms Of The Day

In honor of National Masturbation Month. Compiled by comedian George Carlin.I find it very telling about our society that there are five times as many terms for male masturbation than for female masturbation. Women beat the beaver buttonhole clap your clit cook cucumbers grease the gashhide the hotdoghit the slithose your holejuice your sluice make waves pet the poodle slam the clam stump-jump