QOTD: Your memorable flying experience

I. Hate. Flying.Hate it.Not because I'm a nervous flyer; because it annoys the everloving shit out of me.Every time I fly, the lines are longer, the seats are smaller, the flight attendants are surlier, and I end up right behind Rip Van Winkle, who leans his seat back into my lap the entire flight, or right next to the fat guy who won't stop farting or the old lady whose breath smells like she