May Engrish Roundup

All from the funny folks at Engrish.comAm I interesting?Ditto the lemonadeParis Hilton night is very popularThe spikes face down on those lawn aeration shoes, geniusYep, pretty muchHa-poon-a MatataThey gotta learn somehowCum here often?Not to hustle! Doo doo doo do do do do doo doo, Not to hustle!Yes, we wouldn't want you not to get hurtMake up your mind!Ah, subtletyAbrewAt the donkey show?Right