News From The Beach

First, the good news. I've been in the ocean four times now and no one has tried to harpoon me. Of course, compared to some of my fellow beachgoers around here, I look like a survivor of the Bataan Death March. Still, I'm keeping my ears open for any cries of "Thar he blows!" so I can submerge quickly.Second, the better news. I just got a new tank top for the beach, and it cost nothing. Cool, huh