Turkey Cakes That Totally Look Like Penises (Of The Day)

From Jody Love.




What's better than a one-eyed trouser snake? A two-eyed trouser turkey!





Medical fact: over time, small penises will develop claws in an attempt to extend their reach.





Turdicken?





I've heard of being "as horny as a three-balled tomcat" but never a three-balled turkey.





Can you leave my name off the cake this year, Grandma?





I see no penis here. But I do