News: Magical Office Worker Able To Turn Everything He Touches Into More Work For Colleagues

From The Onion. Magical Office Worker Able To Turn Everything He Touches Into More Work For Colleagues BLOOMINGTON, MN—Noting that his mysti...

From The Onion.


Magical Office Worker Able To Turn Everything He Touches Into More Work For Colleagues

BLOOMINGTON, MN—Noting that his mystical abilities extend from the most everyday tasks to the largest quarterly projects, coworkers at Oracle Media reported Monday that enchanted office worker Matthew Kosnick is capable of turning everything he touches into additional work for his colleagues.

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