Parental guilt
When you take your kids home from the hospital when they are born they give you a care package. It includes things like a little hat, blank...

One is about the size of a 55gallon drum and it is labeled MOMMY GUILT. The other is about the size of a peanut butter jar and labeled DADDY GUILT
I just took a heaping tablespoon and my wife just stuck her head under the spigot of her hers. Youngest one has been a royal PIA for the past several days. Today was no exception, even the babysitter left all pissed off. About 11pm he wakes up crying holding his ear. I knew it, just knew it. We've been through this going on 20 times. 2 sets of tubes. Ear infection.
We feel so bad because we've been so PO'd with him and his behaviour and he's probably had the infection for a few days and only now got so painful.
To top it off the older one is sick too. They are both up right now having a snack and watching Scooby Doo. 3am in the morning. Just enjoying the ride.
Cya