Crank Calls of The Day

"Roy D. Mercer" (click link for more info) is a fictional redneck voiced by comedian/DJ Brent Douglas in Tulsa, Oklahoma who calls up people at work (at the request of listeners to his radio station) and accuses them of creating some problem for him or a member of his fictional family that requires financial compensation to fix. When the victim refuses, as they always do, "Roy" says he's coming