Asshole E-Mails Of The Day: Barter (NSFW)

So wrong. So funny. From E-Mails From An Asshole. Lots of nasty language here, so proceed at your own risk.Barter My Whore Wife6/12/09 (This one was a little tricky. If you didn't figure it out, I am both Mike Anderson and Kira Anderson.) Original ad:i am looking to trade/barter my 1994 Jeep Wrangler. 140k miles, yellow, good condition. NO CASH. I will barter just about anything