13 Things Your Bartender Won't Tell You

Really? Someone forgot to tell him not to sound like a whiny twat who needs a good ass-kicking.From Reader's Digest, which will always remind me of my dad taking a dump. Fitting for this list.1. Yell, whistle, or wave money and I'm going to make you wait. Make eye contact and smile, and I'll come over as soon as I can. Know what you want and have your money ready. Don't create a traffic jam.2.