News Of The Day: Hawking Recants

From The Borowitz Report.Hawking: Aliens ‘No Longer Interested’ in Invading EarthPlanet Already ‘Pre-destroyed,’ Scientist SaysLONDON (The...

From The Borowitz Report.Hawking: Aliens ‘No Longer Interested’ in Invading EarthPlanet Already ‘Pre-destroyed,’ Scientist SaysLONDON (The Borowitz Report) – Reversing his recent position on the dangers of an extraterrestrial invasion, eminent theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking said today that the planet is in no such peril anymore because aliens are “no longer interested” in invading

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