What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You
From McSweeney's Internet Tendency. What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You By John Peck The Doors: You have been bitten by ...

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From McSweeney's Internet Tendency.
What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You
By John Peck
The Doors: You have been bitten by an animal while trying to get it stoned.
The Who: You own a Goldwing with a baby-changing station.
Ted Nugent: Your hair has at some point been caught in a ceiling fan, boat propeller, or lathe.
The Rolling Stones: You own three cars and no stereo.
What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You
By John Peck
The Doors: You have been bitten by an animal while trying to get it stoned.
The Who: You own a Goldwing with a baby-changing station.
Ted Nugent: Your hair has at some point been caught in a ceiling fan, boat propeller, or lathe.
The Rolling Stones: You own three cars and no stereo.