News Story Of The Day: Intern Hopes To Walk In Space

I don't usually post this many Onions in a week but this one made me laugh out loud.I can't tell you how many interns just like this that I met when I worked at that Big TV Company. They'd come in not knowing how to write a decent line of promo copy, spend half a day on a shoot and another half in an edit suite, most of both on the phone, talking to their little girlfriend or boyfriend back at