News Story Of The Day: Dookie Facials

What company makes this cream? L'Orifice? Essence of Booty? Burt's B-hole?From Vaniqua, via The Huffington Post.Would You Put This Crap On Your Face?Women have long been known to go to great lengths for that perfect, milky white and luminous complexion. But some New Yorkers are taking it just one step further.According to the New York Post: For just $216, Shizuka Bernstein will slather your face