News Story Of The Day: Penis Theft

Well, this is troubling. Thanks, Carly and Keva, for giving us a heads up. I'll be keeping a hand in my pants at all times now, not just when I'm watching TV.Penis theft panic hits cityWed Apr 23, 20081:06pm EDT By Joe Bavier KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted