My Neighbors Have No Sense Of Humor

It was around this time last year when people around my neighborhood started losing pet birds left and right. We always have lost dog and lost cat signs on the telephone poles, but suddenly it was all birds. Like three or four different ones in a matter of weeks... which led me to think:1) Who has a pet bird anyway? All they do is shit and make noise, and you can just have a kid if that's your