News Story Of The Day: Tiger & BP

From The Borowitz Report.Golf Legend Seizes PR OpportunityNEW YORK – Sensing a public relations opportunity, golf legend Tiger Woods spoke out today on the BP oil spill, telling reporters, “At least I didn’t fuck the entire Gulf of Mexico.”Initially stunned by his comment, reporters asked Mr. Woods to elaborate on his response to the oil spill crisis.“I’m just saying, sometimes you can cause