News Story Of The Day: The 75-Year-Old Script

I was actually surprised to see that this was from The Onion. Sounds perfectly plausible to me.Script Has Been Floating Around Hollywood For 75 YearsBURBANK, CA—According to Hollywood sources, Warner Bros. Entertainment officially acquired the rights this week to the long- unproduced film project entitled The Final Symphony, which has reportedly been floating around in various states of